Ye Lagga Chakka

Well cricket seems to be all around these dayzz and when every Tomy (neighbourhood dog and a psycho professor), Chick (Mandira) and Hairy (siddhu) are throwing their balls, I thought why not me (Aakhir star kaun nahi banna chahta? Mujhe kya pata kaun nahi banna chahta..Mai banna chahta hoon boss). Many people are saying that instead of hitting chakkey (sixes), the Men in Blue thought its better to become one. But, I think they realize that sixes are there to be hit, so off the field I can see sixes being smashed all over the big wide world. Guru Greg is the baap of all Tarantinos and always has something juicy for us. We just love him mayt. If not for him, the postWorld Cup scene in India would have been such a boring affair with the team trying to keep a sad face as if someone had taken a bite of their favourite Lijjat Pappad and probably seeing that, BCCI would say that the boyjj played well, but the time was absolutely horrific as revealed by the 36-24-36 paasa combination of Pandit Jagannath (He is a dude operating in the kingdom of Chunnadgadh and always predicts something is going to be messed up by throwing some stupid marbles). Now, that players and coach are attacking each other, it just goes to show how good India is in Kabbadi (which btw is a very koohl game wherein the players just grab whatever they can off their opponents before they let out their bad breath which might kill many and amount to bio-chemical warfare). So, we can say that cricket is actually just a mask for showcasing the theatrical and kabbadi talents of our people. But even when we are talking of "Masala", I think our neighbours beat us hands down. They were so inspired by Hitchcock that they threw us an intriguing Murder Mystery in the midst of World Cup. In the words of their own commander "First of all Thanks to Allah, the boyjj played really well". So, even in that department we lost out on the crown :(

I dont really understand why people still get so overtly sentimental when our team looses a match, its not as if its a rare occurence. They have done it so many times, that it is more like a norm these days. But people, dont be disheartened. I know of ways which can turn your woes upside down. Yes, we can be a champion side, not only in Cricket but in any sport. The easiest way which I can think of is to borrow the Talwar-e-Sulaemani from Ramanand Sagar and shout out "Yaa Allah Kar Maddad" and the sword will take care of the rest. After that, it will be party time with Arabian chicks on a yatch. Another way is to put in our very own (D man himself) Sunny Paaji in the team and ask him to carry out his normal dialogue delivery whenever the chips are down and believe me I dont think that will happen more then once. So, when such simple and obvious solutions are there for the taking, I dont know what stops these sports bodies from taking them up. I think they are in Loveee and that has blinded them. How else can a rational man explain this observation. Well they just have to find a 7up bottle. Phir usse zattak se kholkar, fattak se pee jayain. Baaki Sab to Moh Maya hai.