Saturday, May 1, 2010

Blessed is thy name

If you had to use one word to describe Cheeku, it had to be "aaa ummm" (jha term for the non existence of a single word description). Cheeku was his pet name and surprisingly he loved it and knew that he would love it irrespective of his age. It was not the charm that the name offered, instead it was the escapist in him which put that name on such a high pedestal. His parents had named him David Imaandaar and he thought that they had screwed him big time, without even deriving any sadistic pleasure out of it. If he ever knew that Shakespeare had once said, "What's in a name", I am sure that he would have wanted to bring back Shakespeare from dead and beat him to death.

He would have asked William to face the maniac children around him. They would use his name to mock him every single moment of his childhood. Kids are brash and they need something to bully other kids and have fun. Unfortunately for David, the kids didn't even need to be creative for their recreation. It was so out there that they couldn't miss it. While David and Imaandaar would have been alright names on their own in different parts of the world, the combination spelled doom. They teased him no matter what he did and wherever he went. This put extra pressure on Imaan than the Chaganlals of the place to excel in anything he undertook 'cause he had to go a step further to offset the 'name effect'. So, he fought hard and took nothing for granted. He was not a naturally gifted individual, but he made amends for it by being extremely diligent and nbdu (the opposite of chilled out).

As his peers grew up, their mockery toned down in volume. But, it still had an acerbic touch to it or so thought David. He had to be extremely good at something to shut them up once and for all. He had to make them see the white shining circle behind his head ( he saw too many Hindi mythological series). He had tried all the things that were there to try and didn't feel great about anything. He had to change the game. One day he was very tired from his daily chores (he was working out like a maniac) and was strolling along the shore of the neighborhood lake. He noticed that the wave currents were very strong and felt as if it was mocking him, challenging him to face its fury. He walked along for some time ignoring it, but then there was this sudden impulse and he just dove in. He swam against the current and slowly but steadily reached the other side. It was a good 2 mile length and he was almost dead by the time he reached the shore. He then looked at the waves and let out a mocking smile (something inside his head said, Dude you have been reading Ayn Rand a bit too much. Who the fuck laughs at waves). He was suddenly interrupted by a realization. He was so tired that it was difficult to focus. He took a stone and tried to aim it on a small log of wood floating in the water. It seemed much harder than normal and at that instant he knew what the game should be and how he would make the Apsaras rain flowers on him (too much Ramanand Sagar, no?)

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Sunday, April 18, 2010

Bad Ass rules

Jane: Why wouldn't you go out with me? I think I am perfectly fine.
Harry: Oh, thats your self projection. To me, you are incredibly stupid and irritable. I admit that you have a fine body, but you don't have a personality which attracts me.
Jane: You are such a cruel, heartless man. I haven't met anyone so mean.
Harry: Oh yeah, thats my USP. Would it hurt less if I just said I was with someone else?
Jane: Probably!
Harry: Thats why I didn't say it (though it was the truth). I wanted you to be brave and be able to face any shit that comes your way. After all you need that more than my stupid love (coz u r so damn stupid)
Jane: You are so cool. I still want you/
Harry: Who doesn't? Get over it chic.
Jane: But I can do anything for you.
Harry: But, what can you possibly do for me? You are so inane, that even donkeys feel proud in your company. Maybe I will just make out with you, so that you can remember it for the rest of your life and feel happy about it?
Jane: I am not stupid Mr. But, yeah pls kiss me.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Kuch to kariye Jha Ji

Jaane kahan khona chahta hai
pyaar mai pagal hona chahta hai
aksar bujha bujha sa rehta hai par
aur bolta hai, kuch to kariye Jha Ji

anokha sa kuch likhna chahta hai
kabhi suron ke saath khelna chahta hai
kewal wazan hi utha pata hai par
aur bolta hai, kuch to kariye Jha Ji

paani mai gotey lagana chahta hai
madhosh hoke kabhi jhoomna chahta hai
chalna hi naseeb hai par bichare ko
so bolta hai, kuch to kariye Jha Ji

acchi si aawaz mai gungunana chahta hai
haseen labon ko choomna chahta hai
bewajah ki baatein hi kar pata hai par
aur bolta hai, kuch to kariye Jha Ji

Moh maya ke jaal se nikalna chahta hai
chaddar taanke aaram se sona chahta hai
khoob aalas mai din guzarta hai
aur bolta hai, kuch naa kariye Jha Ji.



Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Waah Ustaad Waah - Part 1

I have decided to document the good music that I discover. I am listening to all kinds of music on Pandora and want to keep a record of the stuff I like. While, ideally I would like to automate it. For now, I am just gonna type it out manually. Ugh, I am such a shady programmer :(

So, today was the day for Flamenco based western classical and here are some of the compositions I liked:

Solear by Manolo Sanlucar
Bronce Gitano by Sabicas
Canastero by Gypsy Kings
Luzia (Siguiriya) by Paco De Lucia
Entre Olas by Juan Serrano (from the OST of Vicky Christina Barcelona)
The Afternoon is Sweetness by Vincente Amigo
Gua'iras De Lucia by Paco De Lucia
Mr Tang by Rodrigo Y Gabriela
Taconeo Gitano by Sabicas
Oriente Mediterraneo and De Mi Corazon Al Aire by Vincente Amigo
Cranada En Flor by Paco Pena

Well. now you see why I had to document it. There is no way in hell, I would be able to remember those names. Anyway the list is crude. Just a reminder for me to check them out again. If anyone reads this, it would be great if you can suggest some other music in this genre which you think is good.