Mele mai ho gaya Kela !!

When the procession arrived at the destination, they offered balls (cricket balls) on Pathan`s cemetry to pray for his lost form and soul. The code for summoning Akashwani was very simple. The people who wanted to seek Akashwani`s help just hadto use one of the products endorsed by Pathan in a clever way which would impress her. Puri brothers known for their cleverness had brought Gilette Razors and when they took it out, people started murmering coz they were already shaved and people started thinking about all kinds of dirty things. But Puri brothers in a trist with glory, shaved off their wigs.This smart move was followed by a round of fireworks as people again went into festive mood. They were stopped when a thundering voice called out

"Khud to Jale ho Mujhe bhi Jalate ho Rajajaani,

phir bhi thumak ke aati hoon kyunki mai hoon aakashwani"

Everybody grew silent and they all sat around the grave while the Puri brothers took centrestage. An old man stood up and narrated the bizarre incidents of the day and urged Aakshwani to solve the mystery. Aakashwani then blew a ring of fire burning down the poster of Pathan in order to warn the Puri brothers against lying. Om started his defense and what he said just swept people off their feet (ohh they were sitting right?? the old man who was standing fainted). Om said that he was actually umm attracted to men and so was very miserable in Mayapuri. He used to hang out with females in order to know stuff about their former boyfriends. Akashwani retorted by saying, "Stupid, instead of talking to girls here, you could have moved to UK and you would have made some really big guys happy"

Amrish then put forth his side of the story. What he said didnt go a bit with his husky voice and towering personality. He said that he was sleepy all the time and so although he loved the babes of Mayapuri, he couldnt be the father because he always slept off when things started spicing up. Obviously Aakashwani didnt believe him and said"Ther paapi, mai teri jubaan khenchti hoon" (meaning Hey Darklord, shall I have thee tongue). Amrish then pleaded that he was telling the truth and tried to explain his problem. He said that as a kid he was insomniac and so one day he just swallowed down hundreds of sleeping pills. While normalpeople would have died in such a case, his machoism saved him from death but placed this eternal sideffect upon him. All the people sympathized with him and the mood was very somber.

Now all the people obviously assumed that Madan was the father and they started congratulating Akashwani on her success. But Aakashwani asked them to shut up and asked Madan to speak up. Madan said that if Om and Amrish were not the father, then he must have been the father but he didnt know for real because he only knew that it takes a man and a woman for a child, but he didnt know that the father was the one who talks the most with the mother. People were confounded. A lot of profanity then filled the air. People believed that either this man was a total idiot (naive guy) or he was bluffing them. Aakashwani then calmed them down and asked a set of puzzles (too explicit to be written here :))which proved that Madan was infact a naive guy and people wondered why did the babes hang out with these 3 utterly incompetent and weird guys and they all said in unison "Chicks dig weirdos"

While all this was happening, Pentamma became consious and was told about the confusion surrounding the father of her child. She at once walked to the Pathan ka Kabristan and addressed the people. She said, "You guys are so stupid. Instead of doing all this you could have asked me about the father. Actually, none of the Puri brothers is the father."Again, people started murmuring. She continued, "Before coming here, I was very sad as my boyfriend had broken my heart and so I started meditating in an Ashram to alleviate my pain. After several days a Baba came to me and gave me a fruit, saying that it was the path to my redemption.That fruit has given me this child and these Puri brothers have been wonderful and have helped me to get over my past life so that I can make a fresh beginning." On hearing all this, some people clapped while most others said "Oh crap, whatever!!". Akashwani for once had failed to solve the case and people then realized that in a way it was good coz now they knew that even Angels are fallible and so everybody went back to their normal lives of cribbing about everything and throwing parties in between to relish this journey called Life :)