Duniya Haseenon ka Mela

Somewhere in India, there is a town called Mayapuri which is extremely famous for its Puris - a balloon style blown up dish and also the 3 Macho Puri brothers(Madan, Amrish and Om) who stole the heart and other things of divas all over the world. The brothers were so charismatic that no female could ever resist them. The stories of their magnetism spread like wild fire (Elsewhere eligible bachelors like me were crying out "Ye aag Kab bhoojhegi" and people handed out Pudin Hara in response) and beautiful babes from all over the world came to Mayapuri to taste the Puris. Once they were there, they just couldn't go back as it was impossible to give up on the Fantastic Four.

So, the small town was swelling up with beauty and everything seemed wonderful until something weird happened on Friday the 13Th. While everyone was relishing their morning Puri, Pentamma (winner of the title of Southern siren) suddenly started vomiting. Now, this came as a shock to all the people as Puri was like "Amrut" and they all turned their heads vigorously (with the "Dsh-Dsh" background sound) 6 times. Now, this heavy turning of head (which is usually done thrice to express any emotion) broke the neck of a few people and even killed a significant few. So, an investigation was started to find out the cause of this whole incident. It was then learnt that there was nothing wrong with the Puri and the real reason behind Pentamma`s inexplicable act was that she was pregnant.

The news sparked a big round of gossip and the babes started speculating on who might be the father of the child. Obviously they all had different opinions and so this started a series of cat fights between the babes. Men from far off corners then converged on to Mayapuri to witness these beautiful fights. When all possible combinations of fights were done, they all went to the Puri brothers to put an end to this period of uncertainity. When the Puris heard the news, all of them feigned Heart Attack at the same time, but their simultaneous act coupled with their lousy acting gave them away and so they had to face the issue like real men. The only solution was by going to "Pathan ka Kabristan" were Aakashwani would make them talk and truth would find its way. Having decided that, a procession towards the destination started with

People singing Kawali
about Ek Phool kai Mali
kuch dete the gaali
baaki kehte the Jai maa Kaali

-------End of Volume 1------

Watch out for the concluding part "Mele mai Ho gaya Kela" comin soon on a flat screen near you. Tab tak apne Host and Dost Dilphek Nawab ko aagya dijiye (Till then your Host and friend Heart throwing Nawab will go come give)